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1v1, ha you are cute son. Let me proceed to make you look like a joke. AND BERN KEEP SUCKIN HIS DICK, YOU ARE NEXT!

U hardcore?
u bout as soft as a baby’s dick
u ain’t neva done no crimes or no thievery shit
neva sold no drugs neva eva copped no bricks
u dat dude in meduli lettin kuthara kno shit
rich kid turned bitch
givin kuthara da news
now a bitch turned snitch
u shoulda read dem rules
now u snitch to get rich
u know I be holdin dem tools
like da mario brothers
I got juggalos in my click dat’ll body yo mother
u claim to be a thug u more like ah fuckin meduli hillbilly
I’ll smack da fuck out ya and have u lookin real silly
da real reason u wanna battle so u can copy and paste
da only time u a thug is on AOL or myspace
real juggalos spit dat fire while u rap and sing
I been doin this shit forever, u ah one night fling
ah one try wonder
u write some shit like “my rhymes boom like thunder”
playboy u need to stick to dat rock and roll
fuck da talkin I let dem guns cock, lock and load
u and ur man Kuthara love it when da cock explode
right in yo mouth
I heard u talkin bout u runnin down south
juggalos say what we do, then we do what we say
and by the way
u must realize da shit u in
ur next rhyme go be 12 lines saying you think you win
go to dr. phil to see if our beef will end
but fuck dat
better yet
u go ahead and name ur poison
I’ll beat yo ass in yo keep then tell u to bring yo boys in
forreal, I don’t kno y I’m wastin my time
i need to make sure u don’t copy my rhymes
it’s cool, u can relax and u can even go outside
livin yo life
believe me it ain’t nowhere to hide
cuz when I come for yo ass it’s when u least expect
while u chillin wit kuthara, bernajos, and pockets sippin mocha lattes under da sun on ya deck
I’ll be standin ova u bitches witta tommy gun and a tek

WOOP WOOP FAYGO! FAMILY FAMILY FAMILY FAMILY!

PS GIVE ME SOME QUALITY SHIT AND NOT LEAVE ME WAITING 45 FUCKING MINUTES FOR 10 LINES OF TEXT! I WROTE TRIPLE OF ALL YOUR RAPS COMBINED IN THIS ONE POST AND IT TOOK ME 15 MINUTES! AND TO ANY HATER WHO IS NOT DOWN WITH THE CLOWN, CHALLENGE ME TOMORROW CAUSE EVEN JUGGALO GANGSTAS NEED SLEEP! WOOP WOOP MUCH CLOWN LOVE!
 

Bernajo

Exalted Member
Well damn bud, I'd toss you some props, but your shit is too damn long. I can't read though that whole thing in one sitting, you know I've got ADD. But keep going, I'm in stitches over here.

And why you keep bring kuthara up? Keep that shit on diph!
 
Yeah its long cause im not a fail thief and amateur like Dickafail. And since you are being a hater, im gonna write a rap about you. MORTAL ONLINE WORLD FIRST! TWO RAP BATTLES AT ONE TIME COME AT ME BERN!

What the fuck you thinking,
Hatin like your dumb.
I know that you've been drinking,
Hanging out with koto scum.
Get up out my grill,
Before I catch a case.
You make me want to kill,
I'll spray you with my mace.
Your dirty crotch is stinking,
Like another bum.
Probably been out hatin,
I think that we are done!
You need to learn to respect,
I'll punch you in your face.
What's your fucking deal,
Your just a damn disgrace!

We Are Fuck..Ing... Done!!!

Quit drinkin the koto koolaid bern and you will finally grasp the concept of a true Juggalo.
 

Bernajo

Exalted Member
Yeah its long cause im not a fail thief and amateur like Dickafail.
Wtf is wrong with mocha lattes? Shit, I'll take a frappacino too if you are gonna give me fictitious drinks.
 

Diphling

The Desperado
Quality over quantity as my mom always said
You went too far and now you gonna end up dead
Need I remind you that your lines consist of two words
I'ma split your skull into fucking thirds
It's funny cause you scared of a little fight
Not asking asking for much, It's not like a bite
I'll just chop your head off
Or blow you up with lightning
Did I mention that faygo tastes like shit and it's why you have bad teeth?
Beware SIN beware, they call me the king of the "grief"
When I really want to go long it flows like a river of gold
You'd best do something good quick cause your shit is getting old
You keep bringing up KotO, so I guess I'll go with flow
Yea they are some aight guys, but I don't hang with them though
Let's talk about this FAYGO you keep hollarin about
The shit that is drunk by a high school drop out
It's so cheap and sugery and rots out your grill
Best be backing up and relax and chill
I already won and you know thats the truth
I already done knocked out your last fucking tooth
So show your face or hide in the city
You're a joke and thats a fucking pity
 

lyrics(i think)
i go down to the e-court everyday, right?
what do i see today? 2 kids playin ball, right?
yeah, that's normal cept for one thing these 2 kids are both in wheelchairs and they're screaming really motherfuckin loud

so i walk a little closer and i get a view
and all i see are girly flails so i wonder who
it's diphrael spittin his flows from somethin about as big as a needle hose

to the left, it's merkaba doin his thang
workin it, like he does, a dudes wang
but i gotta say i dig his shit compared to his less capable compadre, one more thing i say i'm not gay

but i'd touch his dick, yeah his little prick
cause those juggalos, they all about dat family love
nah just kiddin i won't be fiddlin with somethin diph is hittin like a motherfuckin second grader on fuckin ritalin


this presentation has been brought to you by an overly creative thread in the guild politics section in which rap battles are being performed. the intermission is over and enjoy the rest of the show.

look at these two bitches tryin to bust a groove
both actin like they got somethin big to prove
but honestly it's about as effective as romney being the republican presidential nominee


do yourselves a favor and sit the fuck down
oh wait that's right you're paralyzed from waist down
the use of Paraplegia in this rap is an metaphor concerning your skill in mortal online and rapping. but mostly mortal online

my final words i'll leave in good grace
you know i'm glad, we finally got to touch base
and we cleared the thought that either of you are good at all or ever did anything of any real fuckin note

p.s. all is fair in a mofuckin rap battle.
 
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