[SONG] Risar Girls Don't Wear No Underwear

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Najwalaylah

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(Because I quoted this, recently, the merciless furies of Retroactive Continuity drove me to write it.)

Risar Girls Don't Wear No Underwear
Traditional

Women in Toxai city are skinny, and pretty;
Girls in Kranesh, they have meat on their bones;
And Morin Khur has doe-eyed beauties rare;
But Risar girls don't wear no underwear.

In any Tindrem street, you'll see women with bare feet
Or maidens all in armour, head to toe;
The jungle's full of naked Veela, everywhere;
But Risar girls don't wear no underwear.

The fishwives in Meduli, they get drunk and get unruly
and hang their squilla out for all to see,
And Thursar girls, they let their chests go bare;
But Risar girls don't wear no underwear.

Sheevra girls, do they wear clothes? In the dark, nobody knows.
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And furthermore nobody seems to care.
But Risar girls don't wear no underwear.

You'll see Sidoiian girls in feathers, and Bakti chicks in leathers,
Fabernum girls in cloth of every style,
And Gaul'Kor babes in whatever they wear up there;
But Risar girls don't wear no underwear.

You might see bodacious tatas on the winding paths of Vadda
And much the same in Moh'ki-- they're not shy--
While the Blainn are much more modest, with more hair;
But Risar girls don't wear no underwear.

Now, Kallard girls insist on a bearskin rug to lay on;
Then they'll let you count their freckles,
While their menfolk are off raiding, if you dare;
But Risar girls don't wear no underwear.

Huergar women keep hot forges and don't care if they're gorgeous;
Sarducaan women flaunt each bit they've got;
But every man agrees, as he travels here and there:
Risar girls don't wear no underwear.
 

Sarkhan

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Remember folks, this is the traditional version. Tales tell of variants where there are no Risars, in which it is replaced with the prevalent no undie-wearing race.

I could see this being in Tindrem library, a true literary wonder!
 

Strilan

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Risar chicks can get it.​
 

Zirus Altruist

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This is all true. I should know, there was that one that tried to rape me. And she brought friends. Not all of which were female. Fortunately I escaped by jacking a bullhorse. UNFORTUNATELY, in both senses of the word. It's the only way to earn their trust without taming skill.
 

Zergi

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soooo who is gonna sing this song
 

Zeeraha

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The fishwives in Meduli, they get drunk and get unruly
and hang their squilla out for all to see
Really funny ;) Are these your own lyrics, or it is a cover of other "national" song?
 
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Najwalaylah

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Really funny Are these your own lyrics, or it is a cover of other "national" song?
This is my very own doggerel, though the first two lines are similar to those in 'Mary McCarty' from Sam Whiskey. (I've never IIRC seen that movie, so how did I ever hear it sung? May never know.)
soooo who is gonna sing this song
Tehmudjin would suit it, if he can make up a tune and carry it, or Wooster if no one can.
 

Azaraah

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Shit no one has underwear in mortal...
 

Zeeraha

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This is my very own doggerel, though the first two lines are similar to those in 'Mary McCarty' from Sam Whiskey. (I've never IIRC seen that movie, so how did I ever hear it sung? May never know.)
Tehmudjin would suit it, if he can make up a tune and carry it, or Wooster if no one can.

I am impressed... :rolleyes:
 
If i knew the rythym id sing it
 

ponyKnight

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Risars in MO don't have womens, like internet don't have girls.
 
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Najwalaylah

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Risars in MO don't have womens, like internet don't have girls.
But the former is fiction inside a fiction and the latter is fiction IRL. :D
 

Strilan

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Rotfl.

Fiction insise a fiction.

What's next? Known knowns ans unknown unknowns?
Ahh, internet... You slay me.
 

ponyKnight

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